Haydee Review

I am not sure there is any story. In fact, your tutorial gives you ZERO help and you have to figure everything out yourself. All we know is you are a half woman, half-robot with huge boobs and a thong for a bottom.
After that, your only real quest that you can extrapolate is that you need to GTFO. The puzzles so far are not that elaborate and I feel they might end up being more frustrating than challenging.
The character design is what caught my attention. Yes, no surprise there. A half woman half robot that has a plastic piece for a head, enormous breasts, curvy body that is wearing a thong. There is a concept to this other than the obvious.
If I am trying to figure out the puzzles and let’s just say the character you are using is a 40-year-old man, in cargo pants and a t-shirt… What is truly pushing me forward to figure out quests.. Let’s say you need to backtrack 3-4 rooms, am I more likely to continue to try to solve the puzzle with a 40-year-old man or a half robot, half woman in a thong? Yeah, I’m all about helping a woman find her way.
The tutorial is not really a tutorial. It gives you no directions, and I mean none. So trying to figure things out, is tough considering some of the controls are unique and non-intuitive.

Story: 6

There really is no secret why I would give this a high rating, but away from the TNA, the graphics are solid, crisp and clean. The shading and lighting are well done, and there are areas that are wicked bright, some that are darker with shadows and others are pitch dark, especially bent over climbing through a tunnel.

Graphics: 9

The controls are clunky, to say the least. The aiming mechanism is buggy and poorly designed. A small dot is all you have to aim towards your objective whether it is a door, a trunk or an item.
When you are trying to accomplish something with any amount of speed, it is near impossible to do. By the time your “dot” recognizes and functions, it is a good second or more (depending on how close and quickly you get the dot to the object) and then you have to maneuver through a clunky inventory system of that particular object. At best you can grab an item in an object within 3 seconds.
If you are in a hurry because robots are trying to kill you… it can be very frustrating.

An example is if you have to jump down and hang on the corner, you have to squat, back your ass up to the edge and hit the squat button again.
Truly makes no sense, and is not something I would have ever thought of doing if I did not accidentally do it getting frustrated figuring this out.
As a small warning, this is not a game you would want your mom and dad watching. So far it is not pornographic at any level, but bending over and getting the camera angle to zoom in, I feel like you could almost smell what she had for dinner.

Game Play: 5

The boobs are the ridiculous size and they bounce around enough to make Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball proud. She is a thick curvaceous robot/woman so if you are into noneating waif’s this might not be appealing to you. Over-all the score is not great sitting at 6.6 but there is room for improvement. They have an area in the menu system that can work with different outfits so it might turn into the player solving puzzles to get a more slutty outfit.

At that point, I could change the score to 6.9.