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The 2nd Review Season 3.95 – Award Revelation

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Winners of 2017

Canadian Caveman Award (best bludgeoning with a blunt weapon in a video game)

Nominees:

Brawlhalla: Sidra bashing Ada with a cannon for the kill

Super Mario Odyssey: Mario using his magical hat to take control of a giant stone fist to punch a floating Aztec stone head.

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Link beating on a Lynel with a tree branch, even if it’s unsuccessful.

For Honor: The Shugoki smashing a helpless player off a ledge with the Kanabo.

The winner is…

Super Mario Odyssey – When you take your magic hat to take control of a stone fist and punch a giant floating Aztec head.

Frog of the Opera award (best collaboration of cinematics, dialogue and score in a video game trailer)

Nominees:

Warhammer 40K Inquisitor Martyr

Destiny 2

Middle Earth: Shadows of War

Raid: World War 2

The winner is…

Warhammer 40K Inquisitor Martyr – A simple yet powerful score lead by impressive graphics and an impactful message delivered by the main protagonist.

2017 FAP2PIXELS AWARD

Read more and Vote here: http://fap2pixels.com

Riju – Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Just because the game is awesome and she was one of the few characters that was good looking.

Bayonetta – Bayonetta 2

She Can’t Not be on this list, sexy, and naked all the time.

2B – NieR:Automata

A robot that has upskirts with a thong on, whats not to like?

Poison Ivy – Marvel League of Justice 3

Curvy, red head and can make any cucumber grow.

Pyra – Xenoblade Chronicles 2

A cleavage enhanced anime character that likes to have her breasts touched.

Nixon Gets Stabby Award

  • Little Nightmares
  • The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
  • The Sexy Brutale
  • What Remains of Edith Finch
  • Everything

And the winner is…. Everything.

Destiny 2 in even more hot water

Destiny 2 can’t seem to get out of their own way now and after a report from Jason Schreier reported that back in April 2017, there was a reorganization with the staff and a new director was chosen for Destiny 2. Unfortunately this was very bad as the game’s basic core and story were completely redone. This was all done in 16 months, so the game we got was nothing more of a rehash of D1. For more, click here (http://www.the2ndreview.com/destiny-2-took-how-long-to-make/)

Lawbreakers is being abandoned

Lawbreakers was touted as the next big PvP game to overtake the likes of COD and Overwatch, but with a minimum exposure and blame being passed around, Lawbreakers is officially being abandoned. You can read the entire article here (http://www.the2ndreview.com/lawbreakers-has-been-abandoned/).